Quinn didn’t enter this world — he made a grand entrance, likely carried in on a satin pillow by lesser beings. At 4½ years old, he has already shattered glass ceilings (and a few lamps), redefined the standards of luxury, and singlehandedly proven that attitude is 90% of success — the other 10% is just being Quinn.
He exudes opulence. He radiates entitlement. He doesn’t “wake up and choose violence” — he wakes up and chooses excellence. Every day is Quinn’s day; everyone else is just lucky to orbit his gravitational pull of fabulousness.
Nicknames include:
– His Royal Highness Quinnathan the First
– The Velvet Overlord
– The Cat Who Must Be Obeyed™
His hobbies include:
– Dramatically sighing when ignored for more than 0.7 seconds
– Striking award-worthy poses on sunlit thrones (formerly known as your couch)
– Gaslighting you into thinking he fed you
– Curating a flawless vibe 24/7 without breaking a whisker
To bask in Quinn’s presence is to experience true magnificence. Approach with treats, compliments, and the appropriate amount of awe. Anything less will be noted... and remembered.
? Quinn isn’t living a fabulous life.
He is the fabulous life. ?
CHIP
Lucy
